Cooties (2014) Free Movie Download |
Directors: Jonathan Milott, Cary Murnion
Writers: Leigh Whannell, Ian Brennan, 3 more credits »
Stars: Elijah Wood, Rainn Wilson, Alison Pill.
Storyline
COOTIES is a horror comedy with unexpected laughs and unapologetic thrills. When a cafeteria food virus turns elementary school children into killer zombies, a group of misfit teachers must band together to escape the playground carnage. The film stars Elijah Wood (The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings), Rainn Wilson ("The Office"), and Alison Pill ("The Newsroom") as teachers who fight to survive the mayhem while hilariously bickering in an uncomfortable love triangle on the worst Monday of their lives. Written by Lionsgate Premiere.
User Reviews
Poor scripts to a film that will be in the bargain bin by Christmas
16 October 2015 | by kuuk3 (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews
Its like watching a B-movie Syfy channel film, but with some named TV actors in it. Parts of it are okay, but then you have a cutaway to the guy in the van which is just stupid. He should have called for help, and where are the police who should have gone looking for their officer, and the chemistry teacher that got stupider, and the writer thinking about his book during the attack. What could have been good was ruined by stupid characters.
Then the kids start doing stupid stuff, but then pretend to be normal? The gates are locked but then just open. The kids cut the phone lines but how?
Its not funny enough to be a comedy, its got lots of gore but is too stupid to be a horror. Its like they didn't know what it was and so it failed at everything. It also looks and feels like it was shot on gopro cameras and there is a sound echo problem near the start. Its stuff like that which shows how much care was put into the production.
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